Falmouth Crazies

If someone said to you that the locals in Falmouth were a little odd. They would be telling a lie. Because in fact the locals in Falmouth is where I'm pretty sure the overflow of insane people get sent. Let me tell you of some examples.

Case 1: Pirate Man; can be seen roaming the streets of Falmouth sporting slacks, tracky jacket, and some wicked skiing shades. But the most important part of this whole man is his accent, I didn't really think it existed any more but think of anyone of the pirates of Pirates of the Caribbean and give him that accent. "where are yar shoooooe laces lad!". And then on top of that add REALLY BULGY EYES!

Case 2: Stinky Pete; or at least this is what i call him. The local tranny, but still built like a man! Skirt, tights, make-up the whole shabang. But the stinky part comes from a wreak of baby powder that comes off of him! Oh yah and talks to himself.

Case 3: Chatty Kathy; the craziest of all. An old woman that, like clockwork, comes through town in the mornings, usually dressed in white chatty to herself. But this isn't quite mumbling, its full on talking or shouting. Random crap too! But the funniest thing happened today. I was cutting wood with the mitre saw and just as i started it up she walks in front of the door that i was cutting out of. SHE GOES CRAZY! full on screeching something at me! Luckily i had a good laugh with a Jamaican guy walking buy.

Falmouth I love you, so much interesting things happening all at once!